Dartmouth Male Syndrome
By Sander Schlichter | April 7, 1997DMS -- n. Dartmouth Male Syndrome. A disorder affecting the self-esteem of males at Dartmouth.
DMS -- n. Dartmouth Male Syndrome. A disorder affecting the self-esteem of males at Dartmouth.
I received my weekly "Dear Rolf (Yes, my first name is Rolf. My mother was heavily sedated when she named me.
It has been going on for a few weeks, and at first I tried to conceal it. However, a few of my close friends began to notice the change in my behavior and a few of them confronted me about it.
Happy [St.] Valentine's Day as this day is fast approaching. For some it is a time of euphoric reflection with someone they love.
It was inevitable. I mean, how long could they put it off? June is only 6 months away. A depressing thought in itself, but to actually be sent a document informing one of the sad event is almost inhuman. I am speaking, of course, about Commencement.
To the Editor: I am all for improving the academic environment here. However, the First-Year Plan has fundamental problems.
To the Editor: I do not agree with the current policy towards gays in the military, in fact I was angry about the rejection of Clinton's plan by the Joint Chiefs of Staff.