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By Miss Muffin Top | May 27, 2010Dear Miss Muffin Top, What are you doing after Graduation? Everyone F*ck you, who cares?
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By Miss Muffin Top | May 6, 2010Dear Miss Muffin Top, Room draw is next week, and I have no idea how to manage the process.
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By Miss Muffin Top | April 22, 2010Dear Miss Muffin Top, I'm a sophomore trying to choose my major and I'm at a loss. As a senior, do you have any advice? undecided Dear Undecided, This is the moment of truth.
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By Miss Muffin Top | April 8, 2010Welcome back from spring break, poppets, and what a welcome it was! Miss Muffin Top is still reeling from her Easter weekend of sunshine.
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By Miss Muffin Top | March 4, 2010Finals are fast approaching, but Miss Muffin Top can only think of those blissful two weeks that will come after these next two.
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By Miss Muffin Top | February 25, 2010Dear Miss Muffin Top, I really like this guy I'm seeing, but his room is disgusting! It smells terrible (urine and assorted pets) and I can't sleep there.
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By Miss Muffin Top | February 18, 2010Dear Miss Muffin Top, My old flame loves to come back for big weekends. When he returns, should I entertain him? Reluctant Escort Dear Escort, Miss Muffin Top is certain of the universal nature of this particular predicament.
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By Miss Muffin Top | February 4, 2010When she learned of this week's gossip' theme (from the source, guys, like, seriously), Miss Muffin Top decided to boldly go where no muffin had ever been before.
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By Miss Muffin Top | January 21, 2010How to Succeed in Pong without Really Trying: A Treatise. This week, dear readers, in lieu of taking on a few small questions, Miss Muffin Top wishes to share with you some of her most preciously accrued wisdom, acquired through no small amount of research.
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By Miss Muffin Top | January 7, 2010Dear Poppets, Miss Muffin Top assumes that your winter break was filled with treats, hence the radio silence, the proverbial coal in Miss Muffin Top's gmail stocking.