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The Dartmouth
November 29, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth
Matt Ritger
The Setonian
Mirror

The Gospel According to Matthew

Someone inserted the words "Grades at Dartmouth" into the 25-cent bauble vending machine otherwise known as my brain, and look what cheapo little plastic things popped out! THE LYRICS TO LADY GAGA'S NEW SINGLE, "CHEAT ON YOU." Flash cards, avant garde, Work so hard, mmm, so hard Professor Gaga's gonna grade you,Yeah, I will enslave you. Andy Warhol and Grace Jones: The class in Gaga's not for hos.

The Setonian
Arts

'The Real Animal House' relies on perverse shock tactics

Welcome to the world of the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity in 1960, where brains scraped from the windshield of a car wreck are a perfect ingredient for the house brew, where the greatest achievement in recent memory was a brother who could shake quarters out of his foreskin, and where urination, defecation and masturbation make up the Holy Trinity. Chris Miller '63 brings this "awesomely depraved" world to light in his new memoir, "The Real Animal House." Miller is one of the screenwriters of the titular movie that made the Dartmouth fraternity scene so notorious.

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