Perched 40 feet in the air, my hands frozen and my arms burning, I repeatedly swung the serrated point of my ice tool at the face of the cliff.
To the Editor: I am writing to praise Randy Lynn '05 for the incisive analysis of Dartmouth's social life that he offered the community in a Letter to the Editor in Monday's issue of The Dartmouth. In his editorial he accomplishes the impressive feat of summing up the entire Student Life Initiative without being hampered by its complexity. He single-handedly uncovers the grand conspiracy of the evil college administration without having to confirm any of the evidence he has yet to gather.
To the Editor: I do not envy the position in which the brothers of Zeta Psi fraternity now find themselves.