Editors' Note
By Emma Moley and Jasmine Sachar | May 22, 2014On Sunday evening after an exhausting Green Key, Jasmine was lying in bed when someone informed her that Yama was shutting down.
On Sunday evening after an exhausting Green Key, Jasmine was lying in bed when someone informed her that Yama was shutting down.
MEMORIAL DAY FUN:Jk, we have no reading period. COLLIS CHALK CUBE:Lesson learned: never give Dartmouth students an open forum to provide drinkingsuggestions. LAST CHANCES:Need a formal date?
The “Dartmouth is Happy” video got us thinking. First, why were we not asked to be in this video?
POW-WOW WEEKEND HIGH YIELD:Dartmouth on the rise? Stay tuned. GREEK WEEK:We're not really sure what this is, but there’s free food, so we're not complaining. DARTMOUTH IS "HAPPY":95 percent of ourFacebook friends haveshared this.
Your parents have arrived, and it’s time to hide the empty liquor handles, vacuum the EBA crumbs off your dorm carpet and iron that shirt your mom says brings out your eyes.
Both of us agree that this upcoming weekend consistently proves one of the highlights of the spring term party scene.
FRIENDSY'S RANDOM CHAT: Worked for us. PRE-RUSH EVENTS:’17s, get your girl flirt on and polish your nametags. THESIS PRESENTATIONS:Carrot harvesting in Spain or an anthropological study of toenails?Pick your poison. PIGSTICK, DERBY, ANTIDERBY:Whether you'll be wearing a sunhat or rolling around in mud, get ready forthe second ragiestweekend of the term. IGGY AZALEA:Okay, maybe this is just us.
Dorm rooms — those special little sanctuaries with filled-to-the-brim trash cans, leftover EBAs boxes on top of your bed, everything you've worn this week piled on the floor next to your grimy frat shoes.
Wednesday night Jasmine went to a Cords show where she heard the song that would revolutionize her Thursday.
SUMMER INTERNSHIP STRESS 2048:We don’t understand this game, but apparently everyone elsedoes. WEDDINGS: Getting married at 22 seems a lot like leaving a party at9:30 p.m. SEMI SEASON: Time to flitz that cutie with great hair you’ve been eyeing in your 11 and dance the night away. GIANT TOUR GROUPS:Blocking all entrances to every major building. NEW LATE NIGHT OPTIONS:Matzoh flatbread or chicken tenders? N.H.