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The Dartmouth
December 1, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth
Compiled by Allie Lowe and Jean Luo
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Overheards

'10 Sigma Delt We just got back from [house on Wheelock Street] where we were like sexually assaulted. '08 Psi U: Um, isn't that why girls go there? '10 Guy Taking the Ledyard Challenge: Yeah, after you swim across the Connecticut River you're supposedly allowed to be nude in Vermont. '10 Girl Geography Major: Yeah, how far is Vermont from the Connecticut River? '10 AD on bus returning from Six Flags: My grundel is just so chafed right now, I can't take it anymore '10 AD 2: Yeah man, you just love your Goldbond '10 AD: First thing when I get home... '10 Psi U: Who would actually want to see a penis anyways? '10 KDE: Um...obviously you havent met my house '10 Sigma Delt: Yeah, sure, I'll put your cigarettes in between my boobs and my baby

The Setonian
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Overheards

'10 Tridelt (while painting a pong paddle): Boys think we're really cute for doing this. '10 Kappa: Oh my god I'm lactating! '10 Transfer student: Please don't lactate on me. Tri-Kap '10 to high school girl in basement: Yo, sorry you have to leave, we can't let high school people in. Girl, as she throws a beer in the guys face: I AM A GROWN ASS BITCH Tri-Kap, as he escorts her out: Too bad, we don't let grown ass bitches in either. '10 girl #1: Did you see that foco poster?

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