The Big Apple. The Empire City. The City That Never Sleeps. The Bearded Clam. New York by any other name is still the same rat-infested urinary-depository that many a Dartmouth grad comes to call home.
Its hard to avoid making self-calls at a place like Dartmouth. For one, we all turned down Harvard to come here.
By the time you reach junior winter, you know most of the ins and outs of living in Hanover. Never use a credit card at Panda House.
Holy crap, it's 2006. I'm not sure if I'm quite ready for the new year. Just as I was getting used to writing 2005, they go and switch it up on us all.
I was shocked to read about the defecation that occurred in South Massachusetts Hall over the weekend ("Defecator hits S.