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November 28, 2024 | Latest Issue
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Dudes on Parade: The state of me

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I don't know about you guys but I had a rather extraordinary Halloween. I went as a Bitter Senior Dude with strep throat, who stayed in his room, watched (the crappy) "Halloween" sequels, and contemplated the possibility of suicide by cough drop consumption.



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Inside this issue

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Women, have you ever had to pee in Baker? Yeah, you have to run down three flights of stairs, sprint down dark, deserted hallways and you are barely able to open the dungeon-esque doors before you wet yourself.


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Book: "Ender's Game," by Orson Scott Card Perhaps I'm opening myself to a world of derision, but this sci-fi book about a boy genius who helps mankind fight off aliens called "buggers" is frickin' awesome.



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Overheard

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"I don't have time to donate; I'm hungry as Gandhi!" Girl in food court in front of a table asking for donations "I could get dome with just one minute of game." Siren-clad AXA pledge "It's too bad there aren't any hot chicks with no legs." '08 Guy "These porch-monkeys are so good" '10 Girl outside of Psi U '10 Guy: "I was fine last night.


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Dartmouth Listed: Good ideas

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Unable to wrest my mind from homework and papers for too long (just kidding, I'm not taking classes, suckers), I failed to come up with a coherent thesis for this list.



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Dartmouth Hearts NYC

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The Big Apple. The Empire City. The City That Never Sleeps. The Bearded Clam. New York by any other name is still the same rat-infested urinary-depository that many a Dartmouth grad comes to call home.



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Dressing Dartmouth

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Halloween is near and we all know what that means: girls in slutty costumes and dudes blacking out, so really nothing out of the ordinary around these parts.




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Inside this issue

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In about fourth grade I decided that I wanted to be a suffragette. I announced this to my mom. I'm sure she was a little surprised by this choice but maybe a little proud of my early penchant for women's rights. We drove to Jo-Ann Fabrics and I be-lined it for the shiny, red material --- the stuff with the sequins that has made a comeback thanks to H-Croo and the Ultimate team.


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Book: "Complete Stories," by Dorothy Parker Parker's short stories will transport you out of Hanover and into Old (capital 'O') New York City.