Alex Got in Trouble: The pre-pre game
This is the story of how I got in trouble. Until this night, my life had been a pre-Yoko Beatles single.
This is the story of how I got in trouble. Until this night, my life had been a pre-Yoko Beatles single.
Jean Luo / The Dartmouth Staff Ty Moddelmog '08 Ty compensates for his green mesh shorts with a Thomas Pink button-up and retro RayBans. What's Hanover missing?
Jean Luo / The Dartmouth Staff Ursula Grisham '08 Ursula echoes the cream color of her square-neck top in her snakeskin flats and boasts a gold pendant necklace. What's Hanover missing?
Book: "Gulag: A History" by Anne Applebaum The often belittled story of the Gulags, the soviet concentration camps, has never been told with such piercing accuracy as in Anne Applebaum's "Gulag: A History." A 2004 Pulitzer Prize winner, Applebaum skillfully juggles her sources, raising arguments so precise and definitive that they're hardly arguable.
'11: Omg, how beautiful does the moon look tonight? It's so romantic. Aww. Another '11: Uhh, that's a streetlamp. Shirtless dude headed into Food Court with green "A" painted on his chest: "Yo I don't want to go into Thayer without a shirt." Shirtless dude with a green "D" on his chest, as he puts back on his wifebeater: "Yeah, we gotta keep in classy in here." '11 boy (to his '11 roommate): "Dude, I don't care how awesome the atmosphere is at the dance party, if you're dancing with a girl you just ask her to leave.
If you're like me, you're too lazy to lug your five-pound laptop around. Maybe you want a computer that's more durable, or at least cheap enough so you will not feel as bad when it breaks.
The start-of-term honeymoon is over, and campus is back to its usual bickering. Loving the Greek system, hating the Greek system, arguing about the college mascot.
Emily Unger When I was just a wee, innocent prospie, visiting Dartmouth to decide if it was the school for me, I saw my first glimpse of the pledging process.
A little feel-good food may convince you that grease and mayonnaise can cure all ills. In search of such soulful satisfaction, we made a jaunt over to Quechee, Vt., home of such wonders as "the most spectacular river gorge in Vermont," the Cabot cheese factory shop and the miniature cows at the Fool on the Hill. Only a few yards from the gorge, Dana's By The Gorge sits as a relic of seasonality and a reminder of Vermont's booming tourist industry.
Lauren Wool, Shirley Hu and Jen Argote It's the most wonderful time of the year.
"At the end of a Scenic Vermont road lies a cheese lover's paradise," the Boston Globe wrote about Sugarbush Farm in 1975.
Book: "The God of Small Things" by Arundhati Roy Based on the author's own experiences in post-Partition India, this devastating narrative of the caste system wins readers' hearts with its unwavering veracity.
It doesn't matter who you are or what you like. If you listen to music, you are a music snob, and you might as well make things easier by admitting it now. There's just something about music that inspires conceited pretensions in people.
Before we get down to business, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Maggie, I'm from the state of Minnesota, and I like sandwiches and brushing my teeth. I like shortcuts, too.
There is a sign taped to the wall behind the Novack toasters. It says, "These are toasters." I didn't understand the need for such a sign until yesterday.
Organic Unsweetened Applesauce Vermont Village Cannery applesauce jars were displayed right at the entrance of the CO-OP as part of a two for $5 deal.
Listen up, freshmen: the rumors are true. You may, in fact, actually get laid in college. And if casual, inebriated encounters are what you're after, thank your lucky stars you were rejected from your first choice school.
Tilman Dette / The Dartmouth Staff Ah, fall.
What if you went on a freshman tour where strange men kidnapped a prospie, stripped him to his underwear, duct taped his hands and shoved him out of a van?