The Granite In Our Brains
Risking the wrath of her editor (henceforth rightly referred to as a divinity), Jean Ellen Cowgill refuses to psychoanalyze pong.
Risking the wrath of her editor (henceforth rightly referred to as a divinity), Jean Ellen Cowgill refuses to psychoanalyze pong.
Judge, judge, judge. Judgement is inevitable when you hear the loud clacking and see the hip-swinging of a girl in high heels.
When I first heard bands talk about album sales, marketing and music as a business like accounting rather than an immeasurable art, I was a bit taken aback.
Hey prospies -- this one's for you! Before you start literally queuing up when a brother tells you your ninth in line tonight, let Grace Kang shed some insight on what it takes to get on a pong table in the first place.
Talk of pong inevitably leads to talk of basements and vice versa. So when it comes to pong-worthy basements, how do each of the houses stack -- and rack -- up? Beyond the ever-referenced frat and sorority stereotypes that dominate our perceptions of houses, the pure geography of basements plays a major role in dictating the number of tables, the rules of play and inevitably the quality of pong, regardless of ability. Starting out on Wheelock Street, the first things that come to mind about Alpha Delta's basement are the floor, smell and overall ambience.
Shirley Hu / The Dartmouth Staff These days it seems like no matter what sport you choose to follow, you're going to be bombarded with a whole host of statistics. Two weeks ago, the entire country knew Memphis couldn't hit a free throw for its life or, as it turned out, for the national championship.
Oh hey, 12-page Mirror. What's up? You're looking pretty fine these days. No, don't blush -- sure, you might have gained a few pages, but I like some curves on my paper.
'11 Girl: Do dogs like, bark differently in France? Girl: Who sits there thinking about things?
Kawakahi Amina / The Dartmouth Staff Jennifer Lopez '08 uses everything from silk rope to roofing copper in her jewelry.
A plastic bin overflows with my pink tights, ribbons and leotards. My history as a ballet dancer is laced up in each pointe shoe and stitched into the leg warmers, but I haven't danced for three years.
Reggie Schikel / The Dartmouth For those interested, the arrival of the long-awaited 3G iPhone is supposedly imminent.
As mere college students we're not supposed to know "who we are" yet. But upon arrival to the Green, our journeys to self-discovery become only more complicated, saddled with the often contradictory and confusing stereotypes about our dear old College.
It's time we accept that the Alumni Gym serves as yet another forum for our school's burgeoning obsession with facetime.
We must all avoid using the gym as a place to get facetime. Yes, even you, girl that blowdries her long locks before languidly running on the treadmill at Alumni Gym during the "Busy Time." Don't get me wrong, I totally understand that the desire to be seen in the right place at the right time with the right people wearing the right outfit is one of the most important motivating forces for many a Dartmouth student.
For many Dartmouth students, hangovers are no big deal. Your body reels, you curse yourself for drinking too much, but you grab a Billy Bob from the Hop and wait it out. But for other students at Dartmouth, even a minor hangover can be detrimental. For this reason, some Dartmouth athletes find heavy drinking and late-night partying taking a back seat to certain commitments: to their bodies, their performance and their teammates. The men's varsity heavyweight crew team has one of the more drastic alcohol policies on campus, which this year requires team members to forgo alcohol from the end of Winter Carnival until June.
By Jilian Gundling "DrunkMunchiesDisorder" has been a phenomenon rampant at Dartmouth since Food Court and Everything But Anchovies first came into existence.
Caitlin Kelly / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Last month, the New York Times covered 'drunkorexia' as the newest form of eating disorder, calling it a growing phenomenon among college-age young people.
Towards the beginning of March, The New York Times ran an article that introduced a new word to many Americans: Drunkorexia or "self-imposed starvation or bingeing and purging, combined with alcohol abuse" ("Starving Themselves, Cocktail in Hand," Mar.
It was quite an amazing experience to get out of our little bubble here in Hanover and visit Boston last Saturday.
'11 [at the Hop]: Yeah, you can basically get a table at SAE at any time. Fellow '11: Yeah.