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The Gospel According to Matthew

By Matthew Ritger | January 28, 2010

It is the most beautiful day in October, the autumn of my sophomore year far too beautiful to be going to class.

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F is for Fail: Navigating the Noob-erhood

By Emily Hirshey | January 28, 2010

The other day, I was reading The New York Times on my way to work, feeling like a mature woman of the world.

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Travels to Lands Near and Nearer: Upper Valley

By Katy Briggs | January 28, 2010

Did you know that there's a public meditation garden in Hanover looking over the Connecticut? If not, I'm not going to tell you where it is.

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Overheard

By The Dartmouth | January 28, 2010

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Threads: Unraveling Style

By Dylan Leavitt | January 28, 2010

Next time you walk to class, play a little game of "I Spy" and see how many Longchamp bags you can spot.

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Ask Miss Muffin Top

By The Dartmouth | January 28, 2010

Dear Miss Muffin Top, I was surprised when I saw this hottie I didn't recognize at Collis this morning.

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Popping the Bubble

By Kate Farley | January 21, 2010

My major experience with managing cash flow consists of trying to remember which of the thirty Starbucks cards floating around in the bottom of my purse actually has a positive balance, so I'm obviously the first person who you should ask for advice on a complicated financial situation.

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Editor's Note

By Eve Ahearn | January 21, 2010

Edward Zhang / The Dartmouth Staff Edward Zhang / The Dartmouth Staff My eyes get droopy and my head heavy anytime the subject of money comes up.

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The DDS Detective

By Priya Krishna | January 21, 2010

There are several inventions that I really define as turning points in humanity: fire, the telephone, the light bulb and mankind's pice de rsistance: Nutella.

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Budget Cuts of the Past (yeah, it's happened before.)

By Karen Iorio | January 21, 2010

Dartmouth students like to think they invented the wheel. Or maybe just pong. Regardless, we're a bunch that thinks highly of ourselves.

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The Gospel According to Matthew

By Matthew Ritger | January 21, 2010

I am barreling down the perfectly straight and perpetually deserted last leg of Highway 285 in southwestern Colorado.

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The What of the Cut: Breaking Open The Budget Issue

By BRIDGETTE TAYLOR | January 21, 2010

Honestly, I was surprised to hear The Mirror's theme for this issue was budget cuts. Budget cuts are a depressing reality, and depressing realities never make readers laugh.

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The DM Manual of Style

By Clark Moore and Auriell Towner | January 21, 2010

Imagine you're at home on an off-term, taking a break from the Dartmouth scene to try new things and maybe gain a little work experience.

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I'm Tanner Than You

By Tanner Tananbaum | January 21, 2010

With this new round of budget cuts, the student body is again reminded that it is not as far removed from the ills of civilization as this campus can often feel.

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Overheard

By The Dartmouth | January 21, 2010

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Stretching that D - Dollar, DA$H &DBA

By Priya Krishna | January 21, 2010

In this recession-ridden era, it is easy to ignore what is going on and treat your DBA like monopoly money.

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Ask Miss Muffin Top

By Miss Muffin Top | January 21, 2010

How to Succeed in Pong without Really Trying: A Treatise. This week, dear readers, in lieu of taking on a few small questions, Miss Muffin Top wishes to share with you some of her most preciously accrued wisdom, acquired through no small amount of research.

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Mirror Mixtape

By Divya Gunasekaran | January 21, 2010

Money is apparently the root of all our troubles. We complain about life being hard when we don't have any and then whine about the problems that ensue from having too much (though I'm personally not qualified to confirm the latter). That being said, I appeal to each and every one of you to join me in the fight to reinstitute the barter system.

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The Dartmouth Untouchables

By Jennifer Argote | January 21, 2010

In the busy lives we lead at Dartmouth, it's easy to take things for granted and accept them as the norm.

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Mirror MixTape

By Divya Gunasekaran | January 14, 2010

Musicians and bands have been voicing their opinions on school throughout the decades, and the consensus is clear: School is just too awkward, frustrating and oppressive to be worth the trouble.

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