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We couldn't have asked for a better way to spend the wonderful holiday dedicated to St. Valentine than chilling with Greg Dona '10.
We couldn't have asked for a better way to spend the wonderful holiday dedicated to St. Valentine than chilling with Greg Dona '10.
Dartmouth is not where relationships go to die. (Clarification: UChicago is still where fun goes to die.) Well, kind of.
I've only been at Dartmouth a term and a half, but already I've heard so many complaints about the lack of a dating scene on campus.
Valentine's Day may have been last weekend but Winter Carnival was too and so, The Mirror missed out on all the fun.
Over the summer, I attempted to teach my friends from suburbia to play pong, which eventually lead to an errant throw save attempt into someone's head, massive frustration by all parties and non-Keystone beer spilled all over the carpet in my parents' basement.
Dear Miss Muffin Top, My old flame loves to come back for big weekends. When he returns, should I entertain him? Reluctant Escort Dear Escort, Miss Muffin Top is certain of the universal nature of this particular predicament.
Up until last year, thin-and-light laptops were the exotic supercars of the computing world. They were eminently portable, had great battery life, but were still fast enough to do everything a full-sized computer could.
When I was younger, my mom was one of those moms. You know, the one who put carrot sticks in your lunch instead of cheese doodles, who only let you eat Cocoa Puffs on your birthday and who always got mad at you for trying to sneak Lunchables into the grocery cart.
As Liz Lemon of "30 Rock" once said, "Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes." There's that and the general lack of romance in the Dartmouth dating scene or, more accurately, the "hook-up scene" to begin with.
The Setup Even though Valentine's Day has come and gone, many Dartmouth students still have romance on the brain.
Our hearts are extremely fragile things. In our lexicon of clichs, they race, pound, leap and feel like their jumping out of our chests.
The Drunkest Girls Write a Bitter Diatribe As we sat on the stoop of Panarchy drinking forties, watching the L Word and trying to piece together our Winter Carnivals, these drunkest girls started to think about Valentine's day and the fact that we're both alone.
St. Billy was the son of an important political family from Ohio. He was everything a prince should be: handsome, polite, bright and blond.
It is indisputable Winter Carnival has left its glory days behind. What was once Dartmouth's snowy celebration of winter a jamboree marked by soaring ski jumpers, thousands of visitors on campus and the classic Carnival Ball is now a snowless weekend of frivolity and flair.
Due to recent announcements by Hanover Police that the department would implement alcohol law compliance checks at campus Greek organization events, Greek organizations are reviewing their security and alcohol policies but have not cancelled any Winter Carnival Greek events, representatives from Greek organizations, the Panhellenic Council, the Greek Leadership Council and the Inter-Fraternity Council said. In a press release Wednesday, Hanover Police Chief Nicholas Giaccone later announced that Hanover Police would indefinitely delay its implementation of the compliance checks. At a Feb.
Of the three big weekends, Winter Carnival is my least favorite. Its particular flavor of debauchery is so different from the renewal of tradition characterizing Homecoming, or the smooth, mellow elixir of Green Key.
"I came, I saw, I carnivaled" might be the motto of this year's Winter Carnival, but the Dartmouth ski team will try to revert back to the original Roman maxim "I came, I saw, I conquered" at the oldest tradition of this long weekend the annual Dartmouth Carnival. Dartmouth's four groups of skiers women's and men's Nordic and women's and men's alpine will participate in four different events against other top Northeastern schools, including the University of Vermont and the University of New Hampshire.
From imported sand to snazzy lingerie, Greek houses have planned a variety of diverse attractions to attract Webster Avenue-bound students during Winter Carnival.