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November 29, 2024 | Latest Issue
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Popping the Bubble

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When I found out that The Mirror's theme for the week was graduate school, I was not entirely able to restrain myself from performing my natural response to any word, phrase, or conversation that might involve the idea of graduation.


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Overheards

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'12 Girl: I feel like I'm at that stage in my life where if I see people holding hands, I just want to run through them and break it up. '10 Girl: Oh my gosh, you guys, we're gonna be, like, freshmen at life next year! '11 Guy: Unfortunately, I do not enjoy being slapped by women.





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Mirror Mixtape

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The benefits of going to gradaute school are abundantly clear: a degree from an institution of even higher education means you'll be more knowledgeable, experienced and qualified when you finally make it out to the real world.




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Ask Miss Muffin Top

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Dear Miss Muffin Top, I really like this guy I'm seeing, but his room is disgusting! It smells terrible (urine and assorted pets) and I can't sleep there.



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Editor's Note

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Zach Ingbretsen / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Zach Ingbretsen / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Winter term is sleep-central.


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Overheards

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'12 Guy 1: Wait, you're still trying to hook up with her?'12 Guy 2: It's only 12 o'clock. '13 Girl Friday night: Did you see the overheard about the '13 who wanted to be on dimensions and H-Croo?'11 Girl: Yeah.'13 Girl: Why is that funny? '11 Tabard: If I was good at being a lesbian, I'd probably still be one. Psi U '10 1: You're going to be living in the Philippines next year?You know you're putting yourself in like 40 times more danger than the rest of us.Psi U '10 2: Not if you're living in Brooklyn. Guy at party: I'm so wasted right now that even if Matt Scott were here, I'd still be the drunkest girl at the party. '13 Girl: Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I scream. '10 Panarchist: People never think about this, but you KNOW if you could live in any fruit or vegetable it would be an avocado. '11 Psi U: If I had the choice right now between a burger or sex, I'd probably take the burger.



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Popping the Bubble

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Okay so it's 4:22 in the morning which means that I'm just getting started here people IT IS FARLEY TIME now and oh God apparently I'm supposed to tell you all about sleep, but honestly that is not really something I do if I can help it.



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The DDS Detective

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In 1967, Jim Delligatti, a native Italian and owner of a small McDonald's in Pittsburgh, invented what would later become the most popular sandwich in the world: the Big Mac.


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Mirror Mixtape

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I've often heard the word "sleep" thrown around, but have yet to understand its meaning. As someone who sustains herself on Starbucks "doubleshot" energy drinks and who is both nocturnal and diurnal, sleep is one of the many items on my daily to do list that I just never get to check off.


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Napping Nooks

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After only about three weeks at Dartmouth I realized that because our lives are peppered with papers, midterms, finals and oh-so-restful weekends, naps are the currency of the realm.


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The Science of Sleep

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Do you repeatedly hit the snooze button? Do you sleep extra hours on weekends? Can you fall asleep as soon as you lie down? If you said yes to any of the above questions (or if you attend Dartmouth at all), you are likely to be sleep-deprived.