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Sloppy Joe, Sloppy Jane, Yum Yum, Wimpie whatever you choose to call it, this beefy, gooey creation is about as American as Full House.
Sloppy Joe, Sloppy Jane, Yum Yum, Wimpie whatever you choose to call it, this beefy, gooey creation is about as American as Full House.
Formals are the dumbest and most unnecessary thing at Dartmouth College. Yeah, I said it. Literally the most unnecessary thing.
S -o this issue of The Mirror is going to challenge your most basic assumptions about the world, make you think deep thoughts and oh, who am I kidding?
I like to think that college is a time for us to emotionally mature, intellectually expand our minds and develop new insights.
I'm actually not really one for formals. In my 11 terms in Hanover and eight terms being a member of two Greek houses that host formals, I have only been to four.
With the exception of the time my friend Sally and I accidentally drove a four-wheeler off a cliff in Lake City, Colorado we managed to throw ourselves off and remain mostly unharmed, but the ATV ended up at the bottom of the mountain, crushed like a beer can I have never been more afraid for my life than during the story I am about to tell you. The van was white, a Sprinter van, with the windows blacked by cardboard and duck tape.
"I am mortified," is how Jon Carty '10 responded when The Mirror approached because we believed he has attended the most formals of anyone currently on campus.
In April, acting Dean of the College Sylvia Spears announced that Hanover Police will no longer arrest students under 21 years old who are treated at Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center due to alcohol overconsumption.
Just one year ago, I remember eagerly anticipating Green Key weekend after hearing it described by many upperclassmen as the "most epic weekend of the year." Unfortunately, my actual experience taught me that the only difference between Green Key and any other weekend is the magnitude of people who go out, as well as the increased motivation to consume as much alcohol as possible.
Well before Bruiser and Fratz knelt before the Editorial Board and were knighted "The Legends," the two dreamed a dream that surpasses Floren face time and Billy Bob breakfasts: to become the foremost pong experts in the world (or at least the Hanover bubble). Many people think that the Legends met through a mutual childhood friend or on the lightweight crew team, but they do not know the real story. Ludlow who spent a year in Boston after his senior year of high school (extended summer vacation) made the trek to Hanover many times during his pre-fratriculation period and learned the ways of the Dartmouth pastime early and often.
Since the Friday of Green Key weekend is not considered an official College holiday, the scheduling of class remains at individual professors' discretion.
The promise of warm weather and visiting alumni make Green Key weekend one of the most anticipated times of the year for local business owners, according to several members of the Hanover community interviewed by The Dartmouth. Some of the biggest benefactors of Green Key weekend are local restaurants, such as Molly's Restaurant & Bar and Everything But Anchovies. The eateries see a tremendous increase in sales during Green Key, largely due to the extra foot traffic that comes with the festivities, supervisors at the restaurants said. "We see a big increase in sales for Green Key, usually by about 30 percent," EBAs owner Maureen Bogosian said. Molly's general manager Ben Williams expressed a similar sentiment about the weekend, saying that "[Molly's] always sees a dramatic increase in sales." Several Hanover business owners attributed the increased traffic during Green Key to the influx of alumni and other visitors to the College, which creates a "higher volume of potential customers," Williams said. Jack Stinson, owner of Stinson's Village Store, said that much of his store's boosted sales come from alumni who have graduated from the College within the past five years. "A significant amount of our sales are attributed to [young alumni] coming up for the festival," Stinson said. The increased number of alumni returning this weekend provides an opportunity for the Dartmouth Co-op to display its new spring inventory and graduation items, according to store manager Paul Bouchard. "Green Key customers typically get the first pick at the new items before they sell out in June during graduation and alumni weekend," Bouchard said. In anticipation of the surge in sales this weekend, many local business owners said they are making special preparations to ensure they can accommodate the influx of visitors. "[Green Key] is definitely a more stuff, more food, all hands on deck type of weekend," Bogosian said. Stinson, whose store generates a large portion of its sales from beer and alcohol, said that he and his staff will be particularly vigilant about preventing the purchase of alcohol by underage customers this Green Key weekend.
Dartmouth's unique Green Key traditions and festivities represent just one of the many ways in which schools around the country celebrate spring.
In what has become an integral part of every Green Key weekend over the past two decades, Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc. will host its 19th annual Green Key Step Show in Leede Arena on Saturday, according to Alpha Phi Alpha vice president John Albert '11.
Since 1899, Dartmouth's Spring term has featured an annual celebration known as Green Key, in which Dartmouth students spend more than three days relaxing outside and enjoying the weather, appreciating friends and carousing on fraternity lawns. But what exactly do Dartmouth students celebrate during Green Key?
At one point a three-day festival complete with a minstrel show and a street parade, today's Green Key weekend bears little resemblance to the holiday's debut in May of 1899.
Although last year's Green Key weekend featured the return of the time-honored Green Key Ball following a 40-year hiatus, this year's Green Key will see a scaling back of the event to a more casual dance, according to Green Key Society president Fernando Rodriguez-Villa '11. The "Green Key Bash," which will be held on Friday evening on the Gold Coast lawn, will serve as "an interlude" between other festivities throughout the weekend, Rodriguez-Villa said. "It will be an alternative for people who aren't into the traditional schedule, while [also] appealing to people who do enjoy traditional Green Key events, but might have fun in a relaxed music, food and conversation event," Rodriguez-Villa said. The event will feature a DJ as well as a capella performances and Stinson's barbeque, according to Kimberly Waters '11, Green Key Society special programming and events committee chair. Last year, the society had reinstated its traditional Green Key Ball that had previously been held each year from 1929 to 1967, according to former Green Key Society president Brendan McVeigh '10. "In recent years, the society's role in the weekend has deteriorated," McVeigh said.
Due to the high number of parties over Green Key weekend where both alcohol and underage students are often present Safety and Security will increase the number of patrolling officers this weekend, according to Harry Kinne, former director of Safety and Security and interim Associate Dean of the College.
Alumni returning to Hanover this weekend will slip easily into the familiar Green Key traditions of their own Dartmouth years outdoor parties, music and pong all of which can be enjoyed in the newly warm weather.
In true Green Key fashion, partygoers this weekend will enjoy a wide range of festivities at Greek organizations, according to members of several fraternities.