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The Drunkest Girls at the Party

By Matt Scott and Emily Duke | October 14, 2010

The Drunkest Girls Write an Anonymous Note To the Mirror "sweetheart": The first night at AD when you left crying, Dartmouth made out with two girls and was grinding with multiple fat women.

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Building a Better Dartmouth: Visual Arts Center and Life Sciences Building

By Paige Franklin | October 14, 2010

Thayer's changes may be the talk of the now, but it's not the only construction that's going on. Two other hubbubs of development are the Visual Arts Center and the Class of 1978 Life Sciences Building.

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The Manual of Style

By Clark Moore and Auriell Towner | October 14, 2010

People come from all over the world to experience New York Fashion Week. Here, designers premiere their new collections for the season while the fashion world eagerly awaits the genius that will inevitably grace the runway.

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Overheard

By The Dartmouth Staff | October 14, 2010

'11 International student: We've definitely talked about marriage because... I mean, I don't have a green card. '14: Anything that requires singing and dancing is really competitive here. '14 Girl: I can't decide whether to buy Ke$ha tickets or donate the money to that cancer charity. '13 Girl: My big mistake was eating spinach for dinner, because then at rush I had to get really creative with when to fart, how to fart and where to fart. '11 Girl looking at a picture of a Lion: This would be my husband if I was a lion. '11 Guy while filling out service-based trip application: I hope they ask you to attach your resume, that would be sick. Saturday during football game, Townie (on cell phone): Yes, $150 of maple.

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Building a Better Dartmouth: Thayer Dining Hall

By Michael Urbach | October 14, 2010

What the heck is happening to Thayer Dining? So you read those little green posters titled "10 Things You Need to Know: The Class of 1953 Commons Construction Project Update." Still have questions?

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Now How Do I Go About Getting Funding?

By Madeline Zeiss | October 7, 2010

People at Dartmouth love to brag about funding opportunities at our college. How many times a day do you hear tour guides mention how much money is available for Dartmouth kids to do cool things with.

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Jobs are for Snobs

By Emily Fletcher | October 7, 2010

When I arrived at Dartmouth a naive little freshman from the hippie enclave of Seattle I had no concept of the terrifying ordeal that is corporate recruiting.

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Identifying Your Office Type

By Mackenzie Bohannon | October 7, 2010

Jobs are scary. Well, at least the idea of jobs is scary. Whenever I imagine "working," I picture myself in some cramped corner cubicle, hunched over one of those gigantic desktops from the 1990s, wearing the sartorial equivalent of that feeling you get right before booting while my boss and all of my co-workers stand behind me laughing. So maybe I have a super-detailed idea of working.

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The Mayers-Rigged Type Indicator

By Kathleen Mayer | October 7, 2010

So, resume drop was last week and like clockwork, hordes of '11s scrambled to get themselves a solid foothold in the alleged "real world," which I hear is different than what MTV has led me to believe.

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Networking: What Career Services Doesn't Want You to Know

By Zoe Williams | October 7, 2010

There are few words in the English language that elicit a more violent personal reaction from me than "networking." I find the word itself to be annoyingly cutesy one of those dumb corporate buzzwords like "synergize" or "matrix" which everyone loves to throw around but which ultimately lack real meaning and consider the process to be pointless, terrifying and depraved. Perhaps I'm biased by my deep fear of seeking out relative strangers for professional help.

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The Light at the End of the Tunnel

By Tom Mandel | October 7, 2010

Internships are the pledge terms of the real world. I can't stress the accuracy of this metaphor enough. You want to join a large organization.

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Overheards

By The Dartmouth | October 7, 2010

'11 Guy: I would have sex with you if Morgan Freeman narrated it. '12 Guy in the middle on ENGS class: So professor this is a little off topic but is it true you were attacked by pirates?Prof: That is off topic but yes, I'll explain later. '11 SigEp: You're doing corporate recruiting?

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Editor's Note

By Eve Ahearn | October 7, 2010

Andy Foust / The Dartmouth Staff Andy Foust / The Dartmouth Staff I'm sorry if the suit on the cover gave you a panic attack.

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A Dorm of my Own

By Marguerite Imbert | October 7, 2010

Marguerite Imbert / The Dartmouth Staff Marguerite Imbert / The Dartmouth Staff The first thing I notice upon walking into the room belonging to Kate Sullivan '13 on 49 Lebanon St.

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Frosty's Corner

By Sarah Frostenson | October 7, 2010

Moral: Not everything on the Internet is true. Sometimes this can lead to you being arrested. Sorry, but this is not a confession of my previous life as a porn star.

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Dartmouth's My Favorite

By Emily Hirshey | October 7, 2010

Oh hey. You again. I am psyched to see you. You think I'm being sarcastic because of the seemingly unenthusiastic use of periods here, but it's really not that.

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Thinking Outside of the Job Box

By Lauren Vespoli | October 7, 2010

I came to Dartmouth to get a world-class education and eventually, a great job. And as much as I am loving every minute as an undergraduate, I'm SO excited for the options that abound after graduation I can go through corporate recruiting and work in consulting/finance, OR take the LSATs and go to law school!

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When Interviews Go Wrong

By Erin Lansky | October 7, 2010

You've donned your crisp Brooks Brothers suit. You've practiced your game-changing first impression the assured smile, steady eye contact and firm-but-not-death-grip handshake.

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The DDS Detective

By Priya Krishna | October 7, 2010

Doug Gonzalez / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Doug Gonzalez / The Dartmouth Senior Staff I will never forget my very first cookbook.

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Editor's Note

By Eve Ahearn | September 30, 2010

I often hear Dartmouth students off-handily refer to living in New Hampshire as "random." To be fair to my friends, New Hampshire's a small state, it's tucked into a far corner of the United States and it doesn't spend much time in the national spotlight.

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