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I wrote this at 3 a.m.

By Kathleen Mayer | April 7, 2011

The distillation of human experience into easily identifiable and quantifiable rates and modes of change is a crackpot fantasy perfect self-knowledge is a dream whose attainability is more impossible than immortality itself.

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Overheards

By The Dartmouth | April 7, 2011

'14 Guy: I just now got out of bed. I slept with a garbage can next to me. I took 11 shots.'12 Guy: Wow, that's more than Dartmouth's acceptance rate. Ex-Fraternity President: I should've gone Phi Delt. '12 BG: This is the ill oxymoron right here Cheeze-Its in my cardigan. '12 Girl: Who's your favorite singer?'12's Dad: Definitely Bruce Springsteen or Ludacris. '11 Sig Ep: I dropped my 2a today because I didn't want to be hung over in it. '14 Guy on Spring Break: Sometimes when I'm drunk, I look in the mirror and I'm surprised to find I'm Asian. '11 Guy: I defriended my pastor, but I'm still friends with my mom.

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The Dartmouth Diet

By Zoe Williams | April 7, 2011

This week, our editors posed the question, "How does Dartmouth change you?" The answer occurred to me with such force and clarity that I can only liken the experience to that of Mormons who attest to receiving heavenly testimony from God.**## "Zoe," said a mystical voice.

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The Light at the End of the Tunnel

By Tom Mandel | April 7, 2011

My mom was really happy to see me pack up all my bequests. Which is understandable. For the past two years, I've come home in June with a trash bag full of what appears to her (and the rest of the world) to be the most ugly and disgusting clothing imaginable.

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Dartmouth D-Bags

By Matt Lifson | April 7, 2011

When we applied to Dartmouth, did we agree to become the type of people who automatically places others in neatly-labeled-boxes?

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Frosty's Corner

By Sarah Frostenson | April 7, 2011

The Dartmouth Breakfast Club. There are few things more pivotal in our adolescent development than finding an anthem we can really rally behind.

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I wrote this at 3 a.m.

By Kathleen Mayer | March 31, 2011

Here's my question: What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld's most irritatingly entrenched legacy being this stupid "What's the deal with " catchphrase?

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Overheards

By The Dartmouth | March 31, 2011

'14 Girl: TEDx? Did they spell Theta Delt wrong? '11 Girl: I just bought a little thing of Ben and Jerry's.

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The Light at the End of the Tunnel

By Tom Mandel | March 31, 2011

I just retired as a social chair. Self-call, I know. Despite the enormous chafery that is the job of social chair, the duties of the position allowed me to be one of the few students on campus to regularly enjoy the company of Jack Stinson.

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