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’18: “What is wrong with your life if two of your exes are in the same College Humor video?”
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’18: “What is wrong with your life if two of your exes are in the same College Humor video?”
‘17: "I haven't danced topless since senior year of high school. But I'm from LA so that was totally normal."
’19 at late night: "We're going to have to segregate the tenders!"
Gov. Prof: “Iraq was a representative democracy... but it only represented one person.”
Foco worker after the Cabot ran out: "Of course they send me on my break when all the cheese is gone!"
Visitor, looking at Homecoming bonfire: “It seems a little cultish.”
’18: “Do you ever like randomly start smelling vodka?” ’16: “That's hand sanitizer, are you serious?” '18: “I thought it was like some weird psychological thing...”
’17: "One time my mom bought Nair because she thought it was shampoo. And she almost put it on her head."
’16: "This is Dartmouth, not Princeton. You need to learn how to drink"
’19: “Me and my roommate used to be really good friends, but then we grew apart.”
'17: "Water doesn't taste good without lemon. It's like.. naked."
'18: "I've built a pillow fort in a McLaughlin common room and I'm not coming out."
’16, about Friendsy: “I set it up to make it look like my friends set it up for me so I have plausible deniability.”
FoCo Employee to student post-Derby: "Ma'am, you need to put your shoes on.”
Student in KAF line: “My internship fell through, so I sort of spent two months in Hawaii.”
CS Prof: “In Scotland, people have pint and a shot of espresso at 8 a.m. — you guys would be right at home!”
Girl 1: "Oh, I'm two for two." Girl 2: "What?" Girl 1: "Nights drunk. In a row."
'16 at Fresh: “This kinda feels like worthy burger!”
'18: "Spring is finally here!!! So excited!!!” *walks outside* “Aaaaand it's snowing.”
Visiting student: "I think my parents are still mad at me for sleeping with my stepbrother."