Overheards
’19: “What should I set as my age limit on Tinder? Mine’s currently at 34.”
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’19: “What should I set as my age limit on Tinder? Mine’s currently at 34.”
’18 #1 in Astro: “You look like you’re about to boot.” ’18 #2: “Yeah but I took a Sudafed.”
’18: “They have adult milkshakes and nice Jewish boys. My two favorite things!!!”
’18: “Getting the money from suing someone would be nice, but there would just be too much paperwork for it to really be worth it.”
’18: “Live my life for a day and you'll understand what mediocrity feels like.”
’16: “Is your grandma playing pong right now?"
’17: “I made out with this chick at the Green Key concert. I thought I knew her and asked if she was an ’18. She said, 'Yeah, I’m 18.’”
’18:"Oh my god, that pisses me off so much I think I might have to make a Facebook post about it."
'18: "Maybe someday we'll have gif composites."
’18 on the phone:"You should ask grandma if she can make you some sick edibles."
Midterms: Have fun trying to explain to your friends back home why you call it "midterm 3" instead of "exam 3."
Student on FFB: “Do they make Band-Aids for dogs?”
Prospies playing "Never Have I Ever": "Never have I ever not committed to Dartmouth."
Younger admissions officer to older admissions officer: “How do you even read 20,000 applications? I don’t know how you’d even do that!”
’18 to T.J.Maxx employee: “Do you have a crop top section?”
'17:"Can you like borrow a baby? I just want to borrow one for an hour and then return it."
Monday night: As Horace once wrote, "carpe ragem." You only have one week until the work piles up, make the most of your social freedom while you still can.
’18: “I was pooping in the Walmart bathroom and out of nowhere someone starts trying to open the stall door. And when it doesn’t open, this little boy crawls under the stall door, sees me and crawls back out.”
'18 at Collis: "There should be a VIP line at Collis."
’18: "Justin Trudeau is slowly making me gay."