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Overheards 18F: Homecoming

'21: "I ripped my pants climbing the fire escape to get into GDXmas. The saddest part is that this has happened to me twice."

Overheards 18F: Week 5

Rho Chi: “Boys’ rush is like capitalism and girls’ rush is like socialism.”

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Overheards 17S: Week 9

 '20: "Which sorority is K triangle?"

Overheards 17S: Week 8 (Peep: Green Key Edition)

’17: "What do you think is more likely, me getting with an ’11 or a ’21?"

Overheards 17S: Week 7

’19: “If you split a 5 Hour Energy, do you get two and a half hours of full energy or five hours of half energy?”

Overheards 17S: Week 6

Overheard at 1 a.m.: "My mom just texted me. What should I say?"Friend: "'Hey.'"

Overheards: Prospie Edition

’21 (in reference to the Lone Pine): "Wait, why is there that leaf on everything?"

Overheards 17S: Week 5

’17: “Yeah, I read an email today saying ‘Your Juul is on its way,’ and that’s how I found out I bought one last night.”’18: “Wait, what kind of jewel?”’17: ….

Overheards 17S: Week 3

'20 #1: "Look at the sunset! Do you see that pretty lavender color?"’20 #2: “What are you talking about? I don't see it.”’20 #1: “What do you mean you don't see it, look at the sunset.”’20 #2: “HELLO, I’M COLORBLIND REMEMBER.”

Overheards 17S: Week 2

’17: "Who wore Prada to BG?"

Overheards 17S: Week 1

Grad student: “Sooo ... I missed the memo that it's illegal to drink on the Dartmouth Coach.”

Overheards: Week 10

Student in Thayer: “I’ll just move to the Bay Area, find myself a bro-grammer and be a trophy wife.”

Overheards: Week 9

Overheard in FFB: “I almost failed my driver’s test because I didn’t know what the stop sign was. They removed the word STOP so it was just a red octagon, and I was just like *shrugs*. I passed with the bare minimum.”

Overheards: Week 8

’19: “It’s a lot of effort to go to an event like that not drunk.”’17: “It’s a lot of effort to do a lot of things not drunk.”

Overheards: Week 7

’19: “JINX! You owe me a KAF!”

Overheards: Week 4

'20: "I'm pissed about the napkins so last night I stole a dispenser from Collis when I was drunk."

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’18: “Wiz Khalifa is short for wizard khalifa.”

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’20: points to FFB, “That floor is too quiet for me.”

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’19: “What should I set as my age limit on Tinder? Mine’s currently at 34.”