Overheards 17S: Week 8 (Peep: Green Key Edition)
’17: "What do you think is more likely, me getting with an ’11 or a ’21?"
’20: “I met this guy and his girlfriend. I went to shake his hand, and they didn't let go of each other’s hands. I literally shook both their hands still being held.”
’20: "He's so masculine. Today he was wearing dangly earrings and I still wanted to f--- him."
’19: “Today in the shower I imagined which Greek house every character from the Magic School Bus would be in.”
’19: "EBAs dies with Alpha Delta."
’19: "The Collis fence made me stop believing in God."
’20: "I had to leave my 10A to throw up in the bathroom, and on my way back I ran into Phil Hanlon for the first time ever. He looks just like the f---ing meme."
’18: "Part of me is like, listen to your body! I want you to take care of yourself! But a much larger part of me is like ... if you really believe and push yourself you can get a funny story out of this...."
’20: "I haven't hooked up with anyone in two weeks. At this point I'm basically a nun."
Ling prof: "I did not realize that this weekend is Green Key weekend. I do not care. I see no difference. Oh, a weekend where Dartmouth students like to drink too much? I don't see what's special about that. Just call it a weekend."
Visiting student: "So you have sex with someone, and they have sex with someone, and you have sex w them … it's just triangle f---ing, y'all Dartmouth people are nasty."
’20: “That boy is wearing a JSTOR hat!”
Visiting ’20: “What's JSTOR?”
’20: “You clearly don't go to an Ivy League school.”
’20: "I DONT NEED BOOBS." *proceeds to throw bra up into air at GDX*
’19 at 5:15 a.m. Sunday: “That message was sent at 5:08 a.m.. How the F--- have seven people liked it??"
’20: "I think I was grinding to Coldplay at one point…"
Overheard in Foco: "He got a blow job in the middle of the concert."
Overheard on FFB: “So you know those tabs you pull on beer cans? She swallowed one of those and pulled trig like five times last night trying to get it out.”