Overheards 17S: Week 7

By The Dartmouth Web Staff | 5/17/17 3:04pm

’19: “If you split a 5 Hour Energy, do you get two and a half hours of full energy or five hours of half energy?”

’18: "He pulled trig at the farm-to-table restaurant!"

’20: "All of the ’17s are in the crosshairs of my flitz-cannon. I'm shooting my shot, and no one is safe."

’20 #1: "I'm going to 3FB"
’20 #2: "3rd floor Baker or 3rd floor Beta?"

Girls on FFB: "Domino’s is her booty call."

’20: "Should I vote yes or no on Title IX?"
’17: "You mean Article 9."
’20: "There's a difference?"

Townsperson at Article 9 vote: "Have you ever seen so many spoiled children in one place?"

’20: "If pastel shorts were trees, this picture would be an entire forest."

’19: "My phone just autocorrected wholesome to 'WHOLESOMEDICK.'"

’15: “Hey, sorry this is weird, but can I borrow a pen really quick?”

Librarian: “What do you have to offer me in return?”
’15: “What?”
Librarian: “You heard me.”

’18: "I check the meme page more than I check Canvas."

’18 #1: "You're texting so seriously ..."
’18 #2: "I'm on the Teletubbies Wikipedia page ..."

’18: "I used to read “eduroam” as “Eduardo Am” and thought it was someone's personal wifi network."

’19: "Can you imagine if random people got put into Tabard?"
’18: "It would be like ‘New Girl,’ but everyone's on drugs."

’20: “My head tells me ‘nooooo,’ but my heart tells me ‘goooootothefrats.’”

’19: "Yeah, some rooms are Juul-dominated social spaces."

’17: " I'm going to send this ’20 a Fritz. It's a flitz asking to be friends."
’19: “Yeah?”
’17: “I'm gonna use the Fritz to get close to her and then wheel."

Female ’20: "Wait guys let me tell you about that one time I ran topless to the Cube."

EARS prof: “It’s always hard on Green Key Friday to get people to come, but I mean its 11:30, right?”