Overheards 17S: Week 3
'20 #1: "Look at the sunset! Do you see that pretty lavender color?"
’20 #2: “What are you talking about? I don't see it.”
’20 #1: “What do you mean you don't see it, look at the sunset.”
’20 #2: “HELLO, I’M COLORBLIND REMEMBER.”
’18: "Are you gonna slap a fatty NRO on that or what?"
Overheard in Collis: "On a scale of Gentile to Trojan, how excited are you?"
’19 #1: "Oh shit, we need to sign a card. What's it for?"
’19 #2: "I think an alum died."
’19 #1: "No I think his wife gave birth."
’19 #3: "So which one was it?"
’19 #1: "Death."
’19 #4: "RIP. Literally."
’18: "Don't touch me. Don't get your sad all over me."
’20 #1: "He's like the human version of a trash can."
’20 #2: "No, trash cans are at the very least useful."
’20: "My first ever Dartmouth hookup is here, and I'm about to jump on him right now in the drunk Novack Monday night scene."
’17: "How checked out do you have to be to skip African Drumming?"
’18: “My hookups are less diverse than your average country club.”
’18: "I actually wish I could get un-tapped because I asked around and apparently my graduation cane is gonna look like a giant butt plug."
’20: “Cricket protein is the future.”
LING prof: "Do not share this data with anyone. If someone sidles up to you and says, 'Hey man, got any linguistic data?' You say, 'No. If you need a dealer, you may purchase my textbook.'"
Overheard in FFB: “I wonder if Four Loko is kosher for Passover.”
Overheard BG: "BG is unsafe for a dog."
’18: "BG is unsafe for a human."
’18 #1: “Ugh, this stir fry is too salty.”
’18 #2: “What? Oh, that word has totally lost its meaning to me. I was like, ‘Damn, who’s that stir fry talking shit about today?’"
’20: "When guys say, 'I'm in MAV' that's like the gender equivalent of 'I have a black friend.'"
’18: "I’m like Hannah Montana if she was a secret alcoholic instead of a secret pop star."