Texts From Last Night: Winter Carnival 2017 Edition

It was quite the magical Big Weekend for 17W. Whether you had one too many (butter)beers or someone hit you with a Forgetfulness Charm (Obliviate!), there's a good chance you may not remember some of the questionable texts you sent. Luckily (or unluckily), Dartbeat has proven once again that the internet is forever and no Vanishing Charm can save you. Without further ado, we present: the best "Texts from Last Night" from Winter Carnival.

(615): You up?
(203): No

(610): Goddamn it someone hang out with me I swear to Jesus
(978): You went on birthright you can't swear to Jesus

(8--): Wait, you’re 19? I’m 24…
(3--): Your name starts with an M, and mine with a C ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(3--): Neither of those things bothers me

(206): Not all heroes wear capes
(206): But most heroes wear cords

(386): Want pong
(610): Is that a question or a statement
(610): Punctuation is the foundation of America

(610): What're folks up to
(703): Hating myself for the next few hours then pong

(609): Wait abort I'm on my period I don't wanna go out anymore
(832): ur not gonna get any anyway

(703): need 1 for chi gam hot tub
(703): *at least 1

(862): I have your phone
(862): ...

(848): next time u call me extra ask urself "but are u even enough"

(202): When you sleep though your alarm and realize it didn't go off because you never actually set the goddamn alarm and just typed "8" into your calc and passed the f--- out

(562): You go to dumstrang academy of wizardry but I go to BOOTYSTRANG ACADEMY OF FINESSEMENT

(847): pregame then pop punk
(301): can't, concussed
(847): is being [soft] a symptom?

(203): I need to be drummer
(203): Drinker
(203): And am just not on that level

(427): 
(819): lmao what
(427): I stalked you on find my friends and saw you were near the nail salon so decided to make a bold move
(819): hahah are you drunk
(819): who am I kidding yes you are

(201): So when are u two getting married and having kids
(413): never cause he's said he wants like 9 kids
(201): Oh so can I hu w him

(773): I just want to lie in bed with someone and eat ranch

(206): My dude what is your advice for getting into the esteemed alpha chi fraternity

(312): “YOOOOO my regrade for my first CS test went up to an 85!!!”
(312): 

(937): puking central
(240): Are you okay?
(937): Sleeping on the trash can makes it better

(650): Yo that’s a hella good orange
(650): Xie xie my dude

(786): hey can i bring [guy #1] over
(609): NO [guy #2] IS COMING
(786): WHAT
(609): WHOEVERS GUY GETS HERE FIRST GETS THE ROOM
(786): YOU BITCH

(714): SOS THEY PLAYED THE WOBBLE
(714): AND IDK HOW 2 DANCE 2 IT
(858): I DONT THINK I CAN TEXT YOU DIRECTIONS
(714): fck

(206): Also, it was nice knowing you all but I’m 100% getting expelled

And finally, from the Class of 2020 Facebook page: