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Crossing the X: Last night you were a hero, today you are a zero. Swugdom is only a state of mind.
Semi: When you dress up as a librarian-barbarian-Olympian on vacation so you can go to four semis in a single night. #circuit
Astro 2/3: Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll land in Wilder 307.
Theft: No one tells you that the most awkward part of stealing a pong table, three traffic cones and a road sign is returning them all in broad daylight.
Youths: When you look around Foco only to find an army of pimple-faced twelve-year-olds wearing mouth guards and goggles.