Overheards
’16: “Is your grandma playing pong right now?"
’18: “They took my skin and now I’m gonna sleep forever.”
’18: “My hormones are raging. It’s like I’m experiencing puberty at 21 years old.”
’18 guy: “I finally got to fulfill my lifelong goal of making out in a starlit lake.”
’18: “One time in high school we had to swab our belly buttons. One kid had E. Coli in there.”
Overheard parents approaching toll booth:
Dad: “Anyone got any change?”
Mom: “I gave you all my change.”
Dad: “That was ten years ago, Susan.”