Texts From Last Night
Or maybe it should be “texts from yesterday,” consideringthe large majority of campus was out and about from around 10 a.m. to 3 a.m., give or take a few hours to ~nap and rally~. Whether you and your friends were frolicking between Woodstock and Pigstick, scrounging around in the Mud Pit or dancing at Speakeasy, there’s nothing like TFLN to garner up some FOMO:
(305): WISH WISH WITJ AMLL MY BAEART TO FLY WOTJ DRAHONS ON A LIAND APART
(770): Why aren’t you home?
(770): I’m protective
(770): Of my young
(718): What is a chilf?
(214): What’s a milf?
(214): You know that
(214): Now a gilf
(214): Replace m with a g
(214): Now transition that to a child
(214): And voila: chilf
(978): word plural hot damn
(919): These guys are the definition of college, one of them just had an old hot dog with no bun as his dinner and the other had a muffin
(646): Idk where I am. What is place
(650): I might collapse at any moment
(650): it’s like a fun game of Russian roulette
(703): Psi u < lit
(312): where is everyone
(704): lit
(603): Where are you? I’m in the basement
(347): Of what’s? I was kicked out of phi felt. Multiple time
(603): Lol
(347): I’m Von g to bed. Theyre hushing me but yoko
(603): Lol all good
(347): Rip I think I’m kicked out of AXiD
(510): Need 2 for dig ep. LITERALT alone
(510): Jk they’re all going to sleep
(401): Door PLEASE
(401): Door
(408): Just picked up a ton of fun de geared
(516): Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover ebas
(650): can anyone deliver me w mimosa
Text messages courtesy of The Dartmouth Web Staff