Overheards
'18: "Maybe someday we'll have gif composites."
German professor: "You flipped two letters—instead of writing 'a cheap watch,' you wrote 'a cheap whore.'"
Freshman’s Dad: "You still want to go to the florist, right, honey?"
Freshman’s Mom: "Yeah, King Arthur Flour."
'19: "I've never struggled for anything."
'16: "The one thing I’ll never buy on the black market is plastic surgery."
Girl in Novack: "I have booty shorts with my name on them, but it's misspelled."
'16 #1: "I forgot to pay for my roll at Novack because I put it in my pocket."
'16 #2: "Okay, Aladdin."