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By The Dartmouth Web Staff | 4/6/16 6:56am

Layering: How are you to brave light-speed winds and SNOW IN APRIL with only the jean jacket you brought back from spring break? #regret

Major declaring: They told you that the right major would reveal itself, and that you’ll cross that bridge when you get to it. Except the right major hasn’t revealed itself. And there is no bridge. Only a black hole of unread blitzes from your Dean.

Frat Pets: Gamma Delta Chi shows off its new puppy Bear. Phi Delta Alpha welcomes the return of its house pig Winston. Whether or not Winston will be sacrificed at Pig Stick remains to be seen.

Admittance: The Class of 2020 has the rest of us thinking about Social Security and Life Alert (Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!)

Add/drop: When Orgo tries to get at ya, drop it likes it's hot, drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot.