Overheards
'17: "I don’t understand how at Dartmouth everyone is an intimidating genius except during group projects."
'17: "I know a sex cove when I see one."
Student in Collis: "Bernie polls better among liberals than conservatives." *everyone in the group nods pensively*
'19: "Is that Japanese or Asian?"
'16 passing friend in the library: "Hey, what's up?" Other '16: "Good, you?"
'17: "How boring your job is directly correlates to how much money you make."
'16: "I think my computer knows me."