Overheards
’19: "My bed is a haven of cleanliness."
One frat bro to another: "GO FLIP ANOTHER TABLE. THAT’S RIGHT. ANOTHER."
Girl in KAF line: "I’m in SoulCycle withdrawal.”
’18: “What’s DARTFIT?” ’16: "You know those people running miserably around the track? That’s DARTFIT."
’17: "The best kind of Pap smear is the unsurprising kind of Pap smear."
’19: "Why does it smell like vitamin C in here?"