Overheards
Visiting student: "I think my parents are still mad at me for sleeping with my stepbrother."
’18: “Remember, cookies can’t buy happiness. They are happiness.”
’15 (at Voices): "Wait, is ‘f--- the patriarchy’ not just a Dartmouth thing?”
’17: “Only at an Ivy League school would people talk about pH values when they call someone basic.”
’15 (on Tinder): “I just right-swiped an ’18….does that make a pedophile?”