Twitter Profiles: Defunct Dartmouth Twitters
I have always believed that I have some sort of supernatural power. Growing up, I wore the same witch Halloween costume for seven years in a row. When my mom asked me why I refused to buy another costume I told her it was because my inner instincts were informing me that I had a witch godmother, and if I just stuck with it I would discover a new supernatural identity. This mostly had to do with the fact that I wanted a pet cat, and unfortunately my magical powers never came to fruition — until now, that is. Thanks to @Dartbeat, I’ve come to realize that I am, in fact, superhuman. What’s more, I can raise things from the dead. This is exactly what I’ve done this week, taking to the twittersphere to find the funniest “defunct” Dartmouth-related twitter accounts still online and bringing their best work back to life. Yes, these twitters haven’t been active for months, even years. At their height, though, they represented biting social commentary about the Dartmouth community that must be recognized. Alternatively, they were stupid enough to be funny. You be the judge:
Tweets: 16
Last Active: 1/28/14
Founded: 11/25/13
@PeriodicalsRoom
Tweets: 33
Last Active: 10/16/13
Founded: 1/24/12
@Dartmouthfrat
Tweets: 6
Last Active: 12/23/13
Founded: 6/21/13
@PongMaster4Life
Tweets: 5
Last Active: 12/9/14
Founded: 10/20/14
@DartGirlProbs
Tweets: 16
Last Active: 10/22/11
Founded: 5/12/11
@DartmouthFrats
Tweets: 5
Last Active: 4/24/13
Founded: 4/13/13