The Eight Stages of Deciding Whether or Not to Go Out
1. I think I’m going to stay in, I’m not feeling too ragey tonight…
2. Good call! I can probably get some homework done, too.
3. On second thought, I don’t want to do too much work. If I’m staying in, I deserve to at least watch a movie!
4. But if I’m going to waste time and not even get any homework done, I might as well spend that time out, right?
5. Some of my friends are going out, too… I can watch a movie on any night.
6. NO. You’re exhausted and have work to do. Get your priorities straight.
7. *Insert burst of energy here*
8. Out I go.
