Winning Green Key

What happens when you add (mostly) fantastic weather to tons of outdoor concerts and day drinking?? Green Key happens.

 

A few rules to start off with. Ignore the fact that drinking clear alcohol out of a Dasani water bottles is vaguely reminiscent of high school. Ignore the fact that you haven't been sober since Tuesday night. Ignore the fact that every other person you see is covered with hickeys.

How do you win Green Key? Points if you boot and rally twice in one hour, double points when your power hour turns into power 96 hours and you win big if your walk of shame includes a black lacy leotard, Ke$ha hair and bare feet.

Getting your eardrums blown out at Phi Delt's block party, Gammapalooza and the PB concert is a must.

 

Bonus points for the delicious banana pancakes smothered with whipped cream at Tri Delt's lawn brunch, eaten while lounging on the grass listening to a folksy band.

 

The party doesn't really stop until you've picked through the intestines of a pig and burned your mouth on corn on the cob at Theta Delt's roast.

 

There may have been a few casualties over the course of this whole thing...

 

Oh, hi there Sunday night. Game over.