How can I be trendier?
Buy out Canada Goose — down vest, parka, windbreaker, the whole shebang. Better yet, because it’s sort of expensive and because they don’t make for good summer clothing, google “Canada Goose logo” and print about 40 in varying sizes. Laminate these and tape them onto all of your shorts, shoes, backpacks and swimsuits to make you instantly stylish.
What is the max number of T Sway I can play at a party?
For all of you living under a rock, T Sway (T-Swiz, T-Swizzle, Tay, TayTay, Swifty, Tayter Tot, T, T-Sweezy or even Taylor Swift) is the voice of our generation. She should be the ONLY musician played at parties. Play the same song on loop if you are truly trying to turn up.
Are Crocs out of style?
Definitely not. Any shoe that can be described as a foam clog should be kept in style. Even the word “croc” is catchy. You can wear them in the shower, to the gym, to parties and even to fancy dinners. (If you add Jibbitz and choose a sensible color like black, chocolate, khaki or cerulean blue.)
