What’s the next dancing sensation now that twerking is out?
Hold the phone — twerking is out?! I’d say it’s not. But just to add some moves to your repertoire, let me introduce you to the stanky spank. Move your body up and down and sway your right hand back and forth as if you were spanking the air. Now plug your nose with your left hand because that s--t just got stanky!
Is it okay to friend my young professor on Facebook?
YES! YES! YES! Friend them on Facebook, friend that person in their default photo (is he/she your prof’s significant other? You will only know if you friend them), find them on Instagram, follow them on Twitter, endorse them on Linkedin for “being such a great prof” and find them on Spotify and Snapchat. JK. May-pril fools. Don’t do any of that.
What behavior is not permissible when riding Advanced Transit?
Please don’t hold long conversations on the phone. Nobody else on the bus wants to hear about your ingrown toenail that is about to fall off. Other things to avoid include eating Indian food, listening to loud rap music, talking politics with randos, fornicating and nagging the bus driver.
