'15 Girl:I want to Friendsy search just by '17s. They are the way of the future.
'16 Guy: The '14s are no longer in power — nothing they say matters anymore.
'14 Girl: I was icing my ankle with a bottle of vodka when I realized I should probably reevaluate my life.
CS Prof: Anyone have Python open? Of course not, you all have Facebook open instead.
'16 Guy: We stayed out of the national news, so I guess it was a good weekend.'15 Girl: Oh, are you an SAE?
Econ Prof: I am covered in orange chalk when I Ieave the room, and I hate myself.
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