'16 Girl: If you ever want to hide your sexuality from your grandmother, I'm looking for a nice Jewish boy to marry.
'16 Girl:I blacked out at AD, and I blacked in lying on the floor of a second floor Collis study room next to four mozz sticks.
Gov Prof:I had an x-hour once and I hated it. There wasn't disco music playing.
'15 Guy at the Princeton hockey game: You guys are number two in undergraduate teaching.
'14 Girl: Are vegans even real? I mean, when was the last time you met one?
Geography Prof: Helvetica dominates the world.
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