’16 Girl: I was like, how can I combine “Game of Thrones” and drinking, my two favorite things?
Government professor: You all look a little beleaguered today. But you know? One boots, and then one rallies.
’15 Girl: I’ve called it Green Key at least four times...clearlyI want warmer weather.
'16 Guy 1: This winter feels warmer.'16 Guy 2: Is it? Or are you just colder? Wait...
'14 Girl: What if the snow sculpture was just a wall?
'16 Guy: I performed in lingerie and now I can't find my shirt.
