Government professor: Since we have to have inflated grades, I'd rather make you work for them.
'14 Girl: I can't concentrate, I can only think about pong.
'14 Boy: My hands are sweaty from being on Friendsy.
'15 Girl: Walking across campus without a bra is actually really liberating.
'17 Boy: Being drunk is weird. I can't feel my feet.
'14 Girl: The library reeks of procrastination and Facebook.
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