'16 Girl: I can't believe they tried to just stop rush. I mean, isn't that illegal?
In the hallway outside the scholar studies offices in the stacks: Does it count for the Dartmouth Seven if I have sex with someone in your office?
'14 Girl: I have this lifelong passion of making children's songs out of popular raps.
Collis employee when the power went out: Don't worry, DDS can always take your money.
'16 Guy: I don't even know this guy, I just hooked up with him.
'14 Girl: I have never applauded in an X-hour before. I'm not about to start now.
