'15 Girl: I think I did poorly on the SATs because I started making patterns with my answers.
'15 Girl on the hook up culture: It's just so weird that two strangers just get naked and touch each other.
'16 Girl: I think I just broke up with him over Snapchat.
'17 Girl: Bridgewater don't come close to the emotional abuse we put each other under.
'17 Guy by grill: What's line for a burger?
'14 Guy: I have no idea what a provost is.
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