'14 Girl: I'm just going to go to Psi U and let fate decide.'14 Girl 2: That should be written on someone's tombstone.
Tuck Prof: It's the Miley Cyrus effect. People will always remember her for her wrecking ball.
Econ Prof: I hear the Biebs is growing a mustache.
'16 Girl: She doesn't understand. You have to case a wide net in the sea of hookups.
'14 Boy: That's why I had to quit lacrosse. I bruise like a peach.
