**From: "Freshman"
Date: February 28, 2011 12:17:00 PM EDTTo: recipient list suppressedSubject: LOST: BLACK NORTHFACEReply-To: 15folyfe 15folyfe@Dartmouth.EDU**###
So so so sorry for spamming everyone's inboxes, but I'm missing a big, puffy black Northface since the TriKap dance party last night. It's a size small and has my ID, keys, cell phone, wallet (10 credit cards and $300 in cash), diamond Cartier earrings, the deed to my house, my grandfather's will and the first tooth I ever lost. All of these things have real sentimental value for me so if you could return it that'd be great! Plus, my mom says she's gonna kill me! Don't let my mom kill me!
please?
**From: "Competitve Alcoholic"
Date: October 20, 2011 1:12:40 PM EDTTo: Ultimate-Frisbee@mac.dartmouth.eduSubject: 3 for pongReply-To: sinkincups sinkincups@Dartmouth.EDU**###
In 15 @SipEp?
**From: "Drunk N. Horny" Drunk.N.Horny@Dartmouth.EDU
Date: May 28, 2011 2:03:21 AM EDTTo: "Onblitza T. Twoam" Onblitza.t.twoam@Dartmouth.EDUSubject: stacks**###
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**From: "SeNiOrPrObLeMz!" SeNiOr.PrObLeMz@Dartmouth.EDU
Date: September 29, 2011 10:17:00 PM EDTTo: "Pledges"Subject: ABUSE: BOOK IN LIBZ?**###
I'm SUPER SORRY about this but my book is REALLY FAR from where I'm sitting like all the way across the table. Could one of my FAVORITE babies please come pass it to me? THANKS CUTIES
P.S. ifyoudon'tyouwillbeSOOOOFUCKEDkayperfectseeyousoon!
**From: lazy@Dartmouth.edu
Date: November 10, 2011 3:07:09 PM ESTTo: ASTRO.001.01-FA11:Subject: ASTRO.001.01-FA11:**###
Hi! So has anyone done the lab/bought the book? I've been soooo swamped with my other class, Hist 26: The History of Vampires. We watched all three Twilight movies and 28 seasons of Buffy Can you say TIME CONSUMING?! Anyway, let me know I'll sooo cover you next time!
**From: "Sleepy"
Date: October 20, 2011 1:12:40 PM EDTTo: "Classics Prof"Subject: Illness**###
Dear Classics Professor:
I'm so sorry I missed class today. I would have come only I've come down with an indescribably disgusting, probably contagious disease. I have a 110 degree (Celsius) fever and all sorts of bumps, and the doctor at Dick's House says it looks like the second coming of the black plague (either that or leprosy/). My roommate actually ran away screaming when she saw me this morning. I would have gone come to class only I figured you probably didn't have a hazmat suit handy. Did I mention I'm sick?
Thanks so much for understanding and/or letting me retake the quiz!
Iactually S. Leptthroughclass
**From: Silly Professor trix.r.4.kidz@Dartmouth.edu
Date: April 02, 2005 4:59:24 PM ESTTo: REL.001.01-SP11:Subject: REL.001.01-SP11: An Exciting Opportunity**###
Dear Class,
I was just browsing through song lyrics on the internet when I saw a pleasant little advertisement that had informed me I'd won the grand prize of a million dollars because I was the millionth visitor! However, to claim this prize, I need to share this with 100 friends on the Face Book or the Tweeter. As I currently only have 12 friends on the Face Book, I would appreciate it if you would all accept my friend invitations. Every student who accepts my invitation will get 5 bonus points on the next exam.
All The Best,Professor S.
**From: "Jim Young Kim" JYK@dartmouth.edu
Date: January 30, 2011 4:22:23 PM ESTTo: "James P. Francis" Frat.Tastic@dartmouth.eduSubject: Re: Fwd: Re: Last Night's Walk Through**###
Congrats, bros. You're on social probation.<3 <3 <3JYK
**Begin forwarded message:
From: "James P. Francis" Frat.Tastic@dartmouth.eduDate: January 30, 2011 1:57:36 PM ESTTo: "Sigma Zeta Beta" SZB@mac.dartmouth.edu, "S&S" Safety.And.Security@Dartmouth.EDU Subject: Fwd: Last Night's Walk Through**###
Congrats, bros. You make S&S long and hard.<3 <3 <3Francis
On Jan 30, 2011, at 11:37 AM, Safety and Security wrote:
Mr. Francis:
In light of the Good Samaritan call placed at your fraternity's physical plant after an unregistered dance party, the Organizational Adjudication Committee thought long and hard about placing Sigma Zeta Beta on social probation through the remainder of the Winter term. However, the Committee's decision was to allow you to keep hosting events, because your brothers so quickly responded intelligently to a student in danger. As you know, we at Safety and Security strive to end problematic drinking here at Dartmouth College, and we look to you, one of the leaders in our fraternity system, to help us reach our goal.
Sincerely,Safety and Security
