'14 Girl: TEDx? Did they spell Theta Delt wrong?
'11 Girl: I just bought a little thing of Ben and Jerry's. I have to eat it before it melts so I'll learn an important lesson about deadlines.
'11 Sigma Delt: I'm worried I'll have trouble in the real world if I can't break my stealing habit.
'11 Guy: A person who hasn't seen "Free Willy" is hardly a person at all.
'12 Girl: Having a much younger sibling is like the best form of birth control ever.
'13 skier on 12-year plan: What's reds? Is that that sh*t at sig ep?
'12 Psi U: Poking. It's how I keep in touch with high school girls.
'13 Girl: Chances of me booting tonight: 60 percent.'11 Guy: Have you been drinking a lot?'13 Girl: No I don't drink. I just had a lot of chocolate milk.
'11 Guy: I'm going to turn my paper in, eat breakfast and then go to bed. That's opposite from how it's supposed to happen.
