Gov Prof: Don't worry about finding that book. So many of my colleagues simply make up their sources anyway.
'11 Guy: I did the math and I can get Ds in both of my classes this term and my GPA will only go down like 0.5 points.'13 Guy: You must have a really low GPA.
'12 Sigma Delt: I wasn't hungover because I woke up drunk, which was nice.
'14 Guy: I'm just in an a capella group, and DREAM, and I work at the library. Explain to me how that's facetime-y.
'12 Girl: It wasn't going to work out with him. He was too much of a lumberjack for me.
Custodian on FFB during finals: You won't believe what I just found in the stacks a half gallon of vodka
'12 TriDelt: That reminds me of the time I took Plan B with a Mike's Hard.
'11 Girl 1: Did you look both ways?'11 Girl 2: No, I didn't. Good thing HPo didn't run me down ... like they do metaphorically all the time.
'13 Kappa: Facebook stalking is the only way to get accurate info these days that and Wikipedia.
