'11 Girl: Hey that's a sick jacket. where'd you get it? '10 Girl: Theta Delt.
'14 Girl in FoCo: You mean that TDX over there? It's closed. Social Security came and shut it down.
'11 KKG: All I've had to eat today is half a scone and adderall.
In Panarchy, '12 Girl: Hey, did you go to the concert tonight?Ke$ha: Yeah, I went. um, I'm Ke$ha. (And then she went to AD)
'13 Guy: What's your favorite sorority?'11 Guy: Inactive Tri-Delts.
'13 Girl: I think his sexual preference is pong.
Gov Prof: Oh, the Iraq war? Yes, I supported that in '03 mainly because the rest of the faculty didn't. I don't like being in the majority.
Professor: Almost all of you are on pace to live interesting and fulfilling lives.
'13 SigEp: Booting is pretty much the best part of Greek life.
'13 Guy: What's your favorite sorority?'11 Guy: Inactive Tri-Delts.
'13 Girl: I think his sexual preference is pong.
'13 Guy 1: Dude, do you know how big a moose is?!'13 Guy 2: Yeah dude! They feed so many people on Oregon Trail!
'11 Girl: Yeah, they made me chant weird Harry Potter references in the graveyard, like "Vox Clamantis..."
