Bio prof: Well it seems like a waste of agave to make sweeteners when you could be making tequila
'12 Girl: Oh my god, the only thing keeping me going is that I'm too young to fail.
Prof on FSP: I don't give out low grades. I know the rules.
'11 Psi U: I think I'm going to start taking jackets that are left at Psi U for more than a week and sew them into the inside of my jeans for the winter.
'11 Guy to '14 Girl: I am actually not hooking up with anyone besides you and my two girlfriends.
Professor: It's like a freshman theme. '13 Girl: What's a freshman theme?Professor: Like in these papers these freshmen write and you have no f*cking clue what they're talking about.
'13 Guy: Collis baked goods are the highlight of my Dartmouth experience. They're the one thing I couldn't get at any other school.
Chinese Prof: Underwear is a conspiracy.
