'11 Guy: I would have sex with you if Morgan Freeman narrated it.
'12 Guy in the middle on ENGS class: So professor this is a little off topic but is it true you were attacked by pirates?Prof: That is off topic but yes, I'll explain later.
'11 SigEp: You're doing corporate recruiting? Sell out.'11 AD: Whatever, you're going to be poor.
'14 guy to group of '14s: Guys, have you found your college best friend yet?
'12 Frisbee Girl: Invisible shorts are different from invisibility shorts.
'12 Girl: What can I do to make it better sex? I feel like my presence alone makes it great sex.
'11 guy: Is there a term for "flitzing" but in real life?
'13 guy: [Pledge term] It's ten weeks of hell for two years of popularity.
'10 Girl: I was crying so hard I thought my life was over and then I realized it was a TV show.
Girl in Collis: How was dinner yesterday?Friend: Oh, yesterday wasn't dinner, it was tea. But then we didn't have tea because we forgot how to make it, so we just sat around.
'14 girl: Do you think ['14 guy] is okay?'11 guy: It's nice that you still care about each other. We just throw the drunk '11s in front of S&S. They're over 21.
