'11 Girl 1: ew. i just remembered someone spilled beer on my head last night and i haven't showered'11 Girl 2: i slept in pee and didn't shower. more ew.
'11: Look, I painted my nails green. I feel like it says "I know it's October, but I wish it were Easter."
'11 Girl: I need to look up what's in the news today, I need to go visit Perez.
'14 Guy: When I'm drunk, I'll probably make a better decision.
'14 Guy: Why don't people say hi back?
'11 Girl 1: Did you see that Orchid Project blitz? Senior girls aren't getting mirrors.'11 Girl 2: I know! Shafted. We can't even look at our own vaginas since no one cares about them.
'12 guy: do you wanna smoke?'12 girl: now, or in life?
'11 Girl: I think my little is a whore.
'13 Guy: yo man, sorry i'm late. I had to pick out a good pair of boxers for rush.
'14 Girl (to a 'shmob): Wait we can't go in here guys. Isn't this one of those girl frats?
